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36Holla

Joined on 2/9/06

Level:
37
Exp Points:
14,432 / 15,200
Exp Rank:
1,543
Vote Power:
7.78 votes
Rank:
Sgt. First Class
Global Rank:
964
Blams:
2,025
Saves:
6,978
B/P Bonus:
30%
Whistle:
Deity
Medals:
193
Gear:
7

Comments

My name is 36holla and I get internships

My name is Williwowza and I stand in doorways.

i have no more respect for you

I'm telling them where you live and where you keep your weed.

You know what's not cool?

Having too much forced productivity to the point I can't do SHIT.

ya.

ya.

I hope you really do enjoy your internship over the summer! It's going to be an important stone in the bridge to your future. Hopefully you'll have learned a lot and have much experience in the field when you're done! You should also acquire a cable connection for your Internet over the summer at your mother's house. That would be splendid.

OH GOD THAT HURT TO TYPE. I FEEL LIKE A FAGGOT NOW.

Yeah I was gonna say this doesn't sound like you. Where's the dicks and the faggots? I certainly don't see enough of that on this website.

jeffrey baller*

shot caller, 20 inch blades on my Impala!

Nice, dude. If I wasn't obsessed with video games and pursuing that I was going to be a Police Officer.

I wanted to be one of the ones on Bikes lol.

I want to wear short shorts while on duty.

Sweet, I hope the pay is good. :P

No pay, but its good for my resume.

Office Chang on Duty. *CLAPS* And you're done!

But Marty Chang, the perp is running around naked thrusting his wiener at anyone who comes near. What do I do?

First you need to take out your nightstick and start beating up your fellow officers. By doing this you gain the perps trust and make them think that you're on his side. After you've gotten the perp alone, take him out to a nice dinner and a romantic movie and afterwards let the passion between you flow with some expensive wine. After you've lured them to the bedroom, take out your handcuffs and say 'it's time to get kinky' Once you put them on him, you've got yourself a perp ready to be taken to the station and cornholed accordingly.

*CLAP* And you're done. It's elementary.

Well thats good, I hope you have some fun!

nice lvl and b/p rank keep at it ;)

Congrats dude. Just do not be a cop. > : C If you become a senator let me know. :)

Uuuum...this is awkward.