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I got an internship

Posted by 36Holla - April 2nd, 2008

Just got the offer today. I'm interested in going into a career in law enforcement, and I'll be working at a police station near where I live this summer. Not getting paid, but oh well, it's a great thing to put on my resume. I'll be finding out what my schedule exactly is after I get out of school for the year, but it sounds like I'm going to be spending a week at a time in different departments of the station before switching, and I'll be doing the jobs on all shifts meaning my sleep schedule is going to be weird, but sometimes things are more interesting at different times of the day.

It's good to know that I'll be doing something productive this summer. :D

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WilliWowza 2008-04-03 07:18:04

My name is 36holla and I get internships

36Holla 2008-04-03 07:18:04

My name is Williwowza and I stand in doorways.

poop 2008-04-06 15:37:04

i have no more respect for you

36Holla 2008-04-06 15:37:04

I'm telling them where you live and where you keep your weed.

SardonicSamurai 2008-04-07 00:28:05

You know what's not cool?

Having too much forced productivity to the point I can't do SHIT.

ya.

36Holla 2008-04-07 00:28:05

ya.

SlipperyMooseCakes 2008-04-08 23:50:13

I hope you really do enjoy your internship over the summer! It's going to be an important stone in the bridge to your future. Hopefully you'll have learned a lot and have much experience in the field when you're done! You should also acquire a cable connection for your Internet over the summer at your mother's house. That would be splendid.

OH GOD THAT HURT TO TYPE. I FEEL LIKE A FAGGOT NOW.

36Holla 2008-04-08 23:50:13

Yeah I was gonna say this doesn't sound like you. Where's the dicks and the faggots? I certainly don't see enough of that on this website.

Robotussin 2008-04-09 02:50:49

jeffrey baller*

36Holla 2008-04-09 02:50:49

shot caller, 20 inch blades on my Impala!

Oddler 2008-04-09 18:17:51

Nice, dude. If I wasn't obsessed with video games and pursuing that I was going to be a Police Officer.

I wanted to be one of the ones on Bikes lol.

36Holla 2008-04-09 18:17:51

I want to wear short shorts while on duty.

AngelinFlames 2008-04-09 23:09:34

Sweet, I hope the pay is good. :P

36Holla 2008-04-09 23:09:34

No pay, but its good for my resume.

Valz 2008-04-10 00:43:27

Office Chang on Duty. *CLAPS* And you're done!

36Holla 2008-04-10 00:43:27

But Marty Chang, the perp is running around naked thrusting his wiener at anyone who comes near. What do I do?

First you need to take out your nightstick and start beating up your fellow officers. By doing this you gain the perps trust and make them think that you're on his side. After you've gotten the perp alone, take him out to a nice dinner and a romantic movie and afterwards let the passion between you flow with some expensive wine. After you've lured them to the bedroom, take out your handcuffs and say 'it's time to get kinky' Once you put them on him, you've got yourself a perp ready to be taken to the station and cornholed accordingly.

*CLAP* And you're done. It's elementary.

AngelinFlames 2008-04-11 12:42:20

Well thats good, I hope you have some fun!

idiot-buster 2008-04-12 20:53:06

nice lvl and b/p rank keep at it ;)

Phalanx 2008-04-14 19:14:11

Congrats dude. Just do not be a cop. > : C If you become a senator let me know. :)

36Holla 2008-04-14 19:14:11

Uuuum...this is awkward.

I got an internship

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